Who'd want to Kop a Liverpool mortgage?

The irony-meter at Anfield is plainly on the blink if an email sent out to Liverpool fans earlier today is anything to go by.

"Be in with a chance of winning a fabulous prize when you get a quote for a Liverpool FC Mortgage!" it declared.

"Get a Liverpool FC mortgage quote for your home and you could win an amazing trip to Liverpool FC's home, Anfield."

Given the ongoing failure of the Reds' attempts to move home, it remains to be seen exactly how many supporters will be signing up with Messrs Hicks and Gillett to finance their own house move.